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horse outside

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

by plkio December 13, 2010

62๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

by Pozza November 2, 2006

441๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

by Uncle Flip February 22, 2010

105๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.

"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."

by Nick L. & Raul D. May 20, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.

"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."

by Olen White October 20, 2007

114๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

by Light Joker March 20, 2005

225๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


story horse

To greet someone who is from or live's in the north inner city of Dublin.

Whats the story horse, you keeping well.

by Mark MacDermott April 23, 2008

74๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž