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Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever December 30, 2011

87๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Max Olds

Too great to be described. Best known description:

"Unknowable" or "All".

Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...

by DragonQ March 17, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


old bag

grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone

Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!

by Anonymous November 12, 2002

104๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old crone

My Grandma๐Ÿ˜
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

by 18 and ugly๐Ÿ˜ฌ July 22, 2017


old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

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old schoogle

When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.

ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?

by starkasm August 26, 2010


Old Arnold

The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state

"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".

by 9district9 November 8, 2020