A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.
"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."
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Too great to be described. Best known description:
"Unknowable" or "All".
Oh my God it's Max! Shit...look busy...
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grumpy old bat who doesnt do anything for anyone
Mrs keen, jeez your an old bag!
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My Grandma๐
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch
Shut up and mind your shit old crone
a common thing on this website
Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!
When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state
"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".