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Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
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a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.
elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse
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If someone rolls their eyes at you this probably means that you were being very annoying before so now they hate you. You should probably stop being annoying and act like a normal person. Another reason could be because you were bragging. If you were bragging you may not have even realized but just try to catch yourself.
Me: Omg I had so much fun in Paris
Friend: *rolls eyes*
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Jamal Abdillah is one of the greatest Pop Singer in Malaysia. One of his single "Aku Maafkan Kamu feat Malique Ibrahim" has been the greatest song in 2011. The song has been revived in 2022, thanks to a few Malaysian. This song have been huge thing in Malaysia on social media. Instead of getting Rick Roll, you get Jamal Roll/Jamal Gulung.
Ali: Abu you really need to come and see this new drama clip, It so interesting
Jamal Abdillah: Ada teratak di hujung kampung, Bawah cermin kopak ada kotak
Abu: You bastard, you Jamal Roll me again. Damm you Ali
to be tricked into clicking a link of Rebecca Blacks Friday video.
ZOMG!! thats the 4th time i've been Rebecca Rolled today.
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that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while
A security roll is a roll of toilet paper that you take into the bathroom with you to use as back up when the current roll is almost depleted.
Man 1: I gotta crap.
Man 2: Take a security roll, the roll in the bathroom is almost out!
Man 1: Thanks for the heads up.
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