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Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.
I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...
A list made at 4am while on addy of all the projects you want to do but can’t because of noise or lack of tools. Typically ranging from what can be accomplished in the next day, tasks that will be completed within the week and various projects that may get done at some point or never.
These are typically very organized.
-AKT
About to clear some space on my addy-list and get shit done!
A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
Similar to a bucket list, except the list contains names of people to do before you die
I've done everything on my bucket list! Now I can die happy.
Yeah, well I've done everyone on my fucket list, I think I used my time more productively.
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A more aggressive version of a to-do list. While a to-do list may have items that can be neglected and done later, a bullet list has distinct items that can be fired and completed one after another. Proactive and productive people use bullet lists, while the common man sticks to a to-do list.
Bullet List:
1. Search for recent articles from the last 3 years referencing algal biotechnology.
2. Read abstracts, and content of relevant articles.
3. Write a review.
4. Submit to journal.
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A list, usually written sloppily on the wall of a high school boys' bathroom stall, of the girls in that school whom the writer considers to have the best butts. Other boys may add onto this list if they deem a certain girl worthy of placement. Often referred to as "THE ass list".
1) Girl: Hey Allie, I snuck into the boy's bathroom yesterday 'cause I really had to go and the girls' room was locked...and apparently you're number 3 on the ass list...
2) Boy 1: Yo, what's the name of that chick with the tight booty?
Boy 2: Allie.
Boy 1: Last name?
Boy 2: Sorella. Why?
Boy 1: 'Cause I'm gonna go into the bathroom and put her on the ass list. I just need a pen...
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We all have one of our friends. It is your list of friends in which order you like them most.
Friend B: Who is at the top of your friend list?
Friend A: Friend C is.
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