ground hog

when you have to take a huge shit, and you are at a place where you cant. The shit resembles a ground hog as it constantly pokes in and out of your ass.

Dude you have to pull over, I have a major ground hog here!!!

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hitting ground

(hittin ground)
(hittin' ground)

to come back to a place where one has been before.. or to return to a previous activity.

"yo nigga.. you just got to the mall? when u hitting ground so we can chill?"

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transpo-grounded

the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.

tina transpo-grounded herself as she exited the car so she wouldn't get zipped.

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Ground Kebab

To do a massive, wide shit on the floor - as if to shit out a kebab.

Nov: Dude I just did the most MASSIVE ground kebab in Ben's bedroom.

Dylz: Oh man thats brutf.

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Leaving ground

To Get away from a situation, or avoiding something that you dislike.

In some cases it means To commit suicide or a Metaphor to commit suicide.

Suicide thoughts.

Person 1: I'm in a lot pain since she left.

person 2: I hope you feel better.

person 1: I will, i leaving ground forever.

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ground score

Stuff found on the floor after a concert.

Dude I found twenty bucks and I saw a bunch of other ground score, but they kicked everyone out.

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Ground Zero

Extremely untidy teenager's bedroom

Man, it's ground zero in here. Where's my other sock?

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