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while in the shower my girlfriend shoved my face down and wing-bagged me
Michal Wing is a super kool siense teacher in San Anselmo, CA. He is a muy especial teacher that is very good at twitching like twitchtv/ninja , that’s Michal Wing’s twitch check him out. Michal Wing has some super kool experiments where you drop a water balloon from 4.9 meters, I’ve tried it myself and let me tell you it’s super ghiwy. Of course we can’t forget mindfulness, the thing he does at the begging of every class. Michal Wing also likes a lot of things, like the phone basket with sardines. One day someone was playing Fortnite Battle Royale, and they had a golden scar and one kill, but Michal wig shut that down immediately taking it away and puting it in the phone basket. Michal Wing loves to show his rocks, which are very super kool, and he loves to talk about the origins of the earth. Michal Wing is muy funny, and everyone laughs at his super kool jokes. Michal Wing has put his name among many famous people like Thomas Edison on our tests, and you best believe that was my awnser every time. Michal Wing supports everyone and everything around him, making him super kool. Michal Wing is wrong sometimes though, like when he thought the universe was infinite, but I had to tell him that the universe was only the size of 12 football fields. Michal Wing is a super kool guy, and he is very super kool.
The most super kool teacher at drake HS is Michal Wing Check him out
In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.
"Have you got your white wings?"
"Of course!"
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When you're sweaty, and your sac starts stickin to your inner thighs.
Aw man, I have the worst bat wings right now
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1) Golden wings are the wings of angels.
2) a golden wing can be the receptacle that carries someone very special to you on their journey
eg1. her golden wings will keep her safe.
eg2. and a golden wing passes my way.
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in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.
"There's no way you've got pink wings man! No-one manages that!"
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To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:
Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent
Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)
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