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Eras Tour Tickets

I'm gonna get them

Me: I got eras tour tickets

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing June 25, 2023

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hot girl tour

after a hot girl turns 18 in the US, if she is not from LA, NYC, or miami then she will usually travel to all 3 of these cities and live in each one until about the age of 30. during this time she will put herself on display and usually try to land a rich husband that will allow her to never work a day in her life, but the vast majority fail at doing so and wind up living back at their parents house or working an awful job in marketing with a creepy boss.

some variations of the hot girl tour include london or paris, especially if they bagged a student visa. if london was a part of the hot girl tour, they usually return to the US with a fake accent.

you didn't know naomi's accent was fake? she picked it up in london during her hot girl tour.

by steg0saur February 8, 2023


Tour de Twat

A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.

I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.

by Posidonius August 4, 2013


Sweetener World Tour

The Sweetener World Tour is Ariana Grande's fourth concert tour, in support of her fourth studio album, Sweetener, which was released on August 17, 2018, and her fifth studio album, Thank U, Next, which was released on February 8, 2019. The tour began on March 18, 2019 in Albany, New York, and concluded on December 22, 2019 in Inglewood, California.

Arianator: Omg im going to the Sweetener World Tour!
Swiftie: Eww Taylor Swift is way better.

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ December 27, 2019


Sweetener World Tour

The Sweetener World Tour is the name for Ariana Grande’s newest tour, where she performs songs from ‘Sweetener’ & ‘Thank u, next.’

person one: “Are you going to the Sweetener World Tour ?”
person two: “Yes! I can’t wait to hear NASA.”

by arianagrandedefinitions March 19, 2019


Rein teen tour

Rein teen tours is a company that sends rich white kids away for 4-8 weeks for the summer. Kids on the tour usually have a little too much fun and get carried away. The counselors are fun and helpful, but they are quite oblivious at some times. They will say u will be getting kicked out for going into a boys/girls room, but then they never do.

Lexi and adam had some fun on their rein teen tour this summer

Spencer and ella has some ups and downs in their relationship over the summer on their rein teen tour

Madison and billy found love on the rein teen tour

by Jthehair69 September 3, 2018


London Tour Bus

After eating one or more Taco Bell Double Decker tacos, then after completing all but the final stages of digestion, the act of unleashing said final stage of digestion in the form of an "upper decker".

This act is considered one of the most high forms of retribution and shall be reserved for only the most heinous of enemies.

Jake is a twat! He stole $60 from me and used it to take my ex-girlfriend on a date. While they're out, I'm going to wolf down 8 Double Deckers, break into his house, and leave him a nice smelly London Tour Bus in the top of his toilet.

by Mr. FancyPants July 14, 2014