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When a girl is sucking your dick, you ejaculate in her nose, then she hauks it up into a loogy and spits the jizz in your asshole and fucks you with a strap-on.
I heard that Joe and Susan did a Four Star Parade last night.
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Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)
I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.
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a) verb: (to) - to spoil someone's moment of fun or glory, often used sarcastically.
b) a synonym for the phrase " sorry to tell you this but (...)", followed by whatever piece of bad news you want to tell the person.
my ex-gf once told me, sorry to be raining on your parade, but I refuse to continue going out with you, unless you start going to the gym.
The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!
Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"
Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"
Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"
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A small informal parade, performed in the presence of others usually to offend a political source or a majority. Many teenagers are known to use six parade's in there defence. Possibly a display of teen angst.
GIRL 1: Yesterday we were walking through the city and there was a group of emo kids just walking down the street like a gang. It was almost a bit march, overwhelming!
GIRL 2: They were obviously carrying out the usual Saturday morning six parade.
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Typically posing as some sort of Love or Tolerance Festival, a Street Parade is a chance for washed out ravers from the early 90s to dance like idiots in front of crowds of usually younger, yet equally idiotic individuals, thus trying to re-ignite what was the rave seen of the last 20th century.
For those of a younger generation, a street parade is a chance to dress up in outrageous, tacky or down right slanderous outfits and get excessively intoxicated on a various assortment of narcotics and drinks.
At such festivals and parades, one will find a substantial amount of shirtless men, and to a lesser extent, women. Many of these characters will be above the age at which one can realistically attend these parades (i.e. late forties, when you should be focusing on family and jobs, instead of trying to be young). Those who are of a suitable age to "rave" will no doubt bear resemblance to characters in the hit TV series "Jersey Shore", and those who don't won't look like they're having much fun.
The music will always be some sort of electronic debauchery (unless advertised otherwise), be it House, Electro, Techno, Hardstyle e.t.c.
and anyone with even a minimal grasp of good music will be appalled. Not that one can really hear the music, as the speakers are so loud that all can be heard is thudding bass or some ridiculously high pitched synth.
Raver1: This is epiccccc!
Raver2: Yeah maannnnnn
Citizen1: Fancy going to Street Parade?
Citizen2: I'm all right thanks, having other men's armpits in my face, while listening to rubbish music isn't my idea of fun.
Citizen1: You're right, let's just stay at home, drink beer and have a Barbecue, like normal people.
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when a group (3 or more) of hot girls walk past you.
Did you see that "Dayumm Parade" they were banging.
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