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When your parents either are unreasonably strict and controlling or are drug dealers. And not the fun kind of drug dealers, either.
"Oh my gosh, my parents are making me drop my AP class and Jazz Band! They're such parental fails!"
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1. Lifeless people who have nothing better to do than make their child miserable and isolate them from their friends
2. people who abuse children because the THINK that it will hlep them learn manner/behave
3. People who don't shut the hell up and annoy you throughout life. Though you wish they would just go away, they won't.
4. people who will not let you go anywhere because they like annoying the shit out of you
Me: I can't go to the park today.
Veronica: Why?
Me: Parent(s)
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When an individual changes his/her personality to the extreme after having a child, causing this person to completely change his/her group of friends. This can be due to drastic lifestyle changes such as no longer going to clubs, or drastic changes in opinion.
Because of the changes attributed to "parent crossover," many people who get married/have kids before age 25 end up breaking up friendships/ties with those who haven't had kids yet.
In many cases, the person was the most promiscuous and drank the most of all of their friends, but completely do a 180 after having the child, next proceeding to criticize their friends who drink/go out, etc.
In some cases the person undergoes this change for the best interest of the child. In other cases, they are simply jealous that all their friends get to go out when they can't.
Woman before parent crossover.......
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too afraid to go to the mall. Dude, it's just like the normal flu!
Woman before parent crossover: Yea, I'd say it's less severe than the normal flu!
Woman after parent crossover.........
Friend 1: What's the big deal they were making with swine flu?
Friend 2: Yea a couple of years ago, everyone was too paranoid about that
Woman after parent crossover: Oh no! I think swine flu is a huge deal! I want to do the best to protect my baby boy! You guys don't understand because you aren't a parent! Oh, my poor baby boy, everyone should drop everything to worry for my poor baby boy! Blah blah blah!
OR
Woman before parent crossover:
Friend 1: Are you ok, Sally?
Woman before parent crossover: Oh, man, I got so wasted at the club tonight! And I made out with 3 guys! (Throws up and stumbles everywhere)
Friend 2: I hope Sally's ok!
Woman after parent crossover:
Friend 1: Who wants to go out tonight?
Friend 2: Sure, I'm up
Woman after parent crossover: Oh, no! Going out is so tacky! Everyone who goes to clubs is just a cheap ho. You guys obviously have nothing better to do than to just go to clubs and get wasted and talk to a bunch of guys! I'm at home taking care of my baby boy!
Friend 1: What's up with Sally?
Friend 2: She's already had the parent crossover. :(
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite.
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
a parents pet is a boy/girl that does everything the parents want and will do anything for them to like her/him, the parents pet will cry when an older sibling even just touches them so they can be the parents favorite
Boy/Girl : ow! *crying*
older sibling : I barely even touched her.
Mom/Dad : Yeah right, don't hit your sister/brother again. * carries him/her out*
The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.
I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention
a style of parenting in which an overprotective mother or father discourages a child's independence by being too involved in the child's life - and when they can't do it person, they do it by way of texting.
texticopter parenting: texting your teen at school to see if they've signed up for a class, conferenced with a teacher, remembered to pack warm enough undergarments for after school sports, etc.
unlike the the white parents they actually harm you. preferred weapons are sticks.
My black parents beat my ass last night