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The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.
This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:
You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."
IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."
You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."
IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
Personal belongings (Civilian) / Personal Kit (Military), such as Luggage, Backpack, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs alongside their luggage.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’; both are acceptable.
Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.
Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.
come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.
Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!
May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.
Australian slang for a (mechanical) lubricant, usually WD40.
Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.
Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.
"I hate this douchebag he keps wanting to fuck me."
"what a sex parrot"
From the state of Mississippi this bird, commited for violation, had to flee of his origin. Afghanistan became his homeland, where violation was considered legal and of use to the community.
Like no other parrot is the afghan parrot.
When one make tries to mimic another male’s big duck energy.
“He thinks he’s hotter than other guys, but he’s just a dick parrot”