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when a huge amount of people get together and do what they would normally do at a house party but at a park. Including drinking,smoking,shooting up pretty much anything but dancing. Park parties never have music. Unlike keggers every park partty is BYOB no one supplies alcohol not even the park party host.
A park party host is the person (or people) that chooses the park and tell everyone they know where it is and how to get there. Park parties dont start at a perticular time usualy when it gets dark and people have picked up.
Park parties are usually planned out when there arent any house parties and when it will be warm. they are extremely rare in the winter and can be canselled in an instant if it's raining. Park parties have an order that they follow and almost always end up like this:
1.Host shows up and welcomes people
2.Most people arrive within an hour of it starting
3. People begin to get drunk and high by 9.30
4.Nearby civillians dont approve of such noisy drunk teenagers distrubing the peace and call the police
5. One police car shows up and every single kid runs as fast as they can down the sreet untill they are at least 500 meters from the cop car even if no one was chasing them and the cops didnt even leave their car
Most people hate park parties becuase they get busted, the only place to hook up is a bench or behind a tree. Also lots of fight occur at park parties more then house parties because people are more tenst since park parties are sketch when people are stressed and drunk they tend to turn on each other.
person 1: hey is there anything goin on tonite?
person2: Naw man no house jams everyonesparents are in town
person1: lets start a park party then
person2: yea it would be a shame to waste all this alcohol after we bought it for the weekend
person1: let me text every single person on my contacts to tell the to come to rosedale park at 9
person2: we are so gona get laid!
noun:
to intoxicate one's self in the company of one's self.
syn. personal rager - an extreme version of a personal party.
personal 5-star - a personal party that leads to illness.
Larry: You look like hell. Where did you go last night?
Sam: My basement.
Larry: Personal Party?
Sam: You got it.
A shed party is where a party is held in a shed.
Chris: Oi Wilf, that party was sick last night, I was off me nut!!
Wilf: Yeh man, I can't even remember where it was.
Chris: It was a shed party you daft cunt.
Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.
“Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.
“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.
“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.
When you go to Vegas and put too many foreign objects up your nose and your nose is a mess for an entire week
"Vegas was crazy this weekend , I have the worst party cold" he said to his coworkers
where a bunch of people get together online and stream something, movies, games, etc
can also be a listening party, which is just audio
i'm hosting a watch party for this movie that just came out
A massive group of people that are playing Pokemon Go simultaneously. They tend to block entrances to stores and other places of business. The best way to deal with them in the street is to hit the gas and steer towards them.
Oh look! A PoGo party. My car needs a new hood ornament :)