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When you poop on your period.
Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J
When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong
When bae is hungry and horny you give them a PB and J BJ.
nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge
Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."
When having sex with your girl while on her period and you decide to switch from the pussy for some anal penetration.
Jerome: bro i was fucking the chick tanya on her period last night
raheem: yeah?
Jerome: I got some of that pb and j sex from that bitch
raheem: word? whats that?
Jerome: I took that dick out the bloody pussy and jammed it in her ass and had some pb and j sex.
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A Pb & J BJ is when a man slathers his penis with peanut butter and jelly as if he were making the classic sandwhich. Next, his significant other will proceed to give him head.
Hey sugar, ive had a long day at school, care to give me a Pb&J Bj?
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When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.
Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"
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Is when the peanut butter jar is completely empty and scraped clean, but left in the fridge so no roommate purchases new peanut butter, instead each time they reach for it they are disappointed.
"Dude, I made you some toast, why don't you put some Peanut Butter on it?"
"Thanks man, I'm starving and that sounds perfect."
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"Damn, you got me again with that PB fake out."
"Every time guy, every time."
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