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one pea floating in the toilet
Someone must have had soup for lunch because an undigested ass pea was floating in the toilet.
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A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.
Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)
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A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.
Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one
Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.
The gayest band in the world!
I feel bad for the girl because every time I see her with all those guys all I think is "she probably has to give them all a blow-job every day so they just keep her in the band!" Hahaha
Actually I really dont care, its just funny! LOL
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1st guy:hows that pea soup taste micky.
2nd guy:you fuckin wanker i knew this tasted like piss
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While banging your female partner doggy style, you push your thumb deep into her balloon knot. Once she turns around to see what is going on, you rub your fecal thumb in and around her eye and pull out and piss in her face.
Last night, I tried to give my wife a Danny Glover, but her balloon knot was so tight, I had to settle for a black eyed pea.
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Generic phrase used to answer a question or respond to a situation in a meaningless bland manner.
Inevitably, the user of this phrase seems stupid.
Hey Bob, what's your stance on the political situation in Libya?
"I like peas".
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