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As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.
Having sexual relations
Guy 1: How did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty good, was giving the pencil all night
Short penis with no girth whatsoever
I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
1. good; fine
2. you're not gay.
1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”
2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”
A player who falls down apart after even being slightly tilted, like a pencil.
Damn that dude is literally punting his entire stack after losing one hand, what a poker pencil.
A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun
It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog
A pencil in the butt while farter
"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"