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Penile excruciate

A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.

Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate

by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020


penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013


Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.

Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!

by Dickolas Cage November 10, 2019


Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019


penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 24, 2023


Penile boxing

When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it

Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing

by Poop Inspector April 5, 2018


Penile Vaginalation

The name of the male to female sex change surgery.

Yo did you see Donald got penile vaginalation surgery? Donald is now Dana.

by sniffingsneef June 6, 2022