Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.
Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.
-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh
adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis
"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"
The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).
John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.
When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis
The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.
When 2-5 men put a small boxing glove on yo sausage, grab a hold of it and wack each other with it
Me and Justin beiber played penile boxing
The name of the male to female sex change surgery.
Yo did you see Donald got penile vaginalation surgery? Donald is now Dana.