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A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.
Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!
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When one goes to a club , and precedes to shit himself , then follows to grind up on everyone on the dance floor until the entire club wreaks of shit.
"Hey Bill how about we go give the club some Pennsylvania Bread Pudding"
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The act of inserting one's own penis into the anus, then proceeding to urinate until the intestines fill or bladder empties.
Guy #1: I'm from Jersey, I've never pumped my own...
Guy #2: Don't worry, I'll show you how to use a Pennsylvania gas station.
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A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!
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When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
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During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.
When she bent over, I realized she has the perfect hemorrhoid for the Pennsylvania Pizza Roll. sex anal lube alabama hot pocket kentucky klondike bar
Used condom found while fishing.
Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.