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1. something guys hate
2. something that hurts girls but makes them feel so sexy
3. something that allows girls to have kids after getting it on
4. the dot that ends a sentence
1. guy: "crap, my girlfriend has her period."
2. girl: "yay i have my period! crap i have my period"
3. doctor to girl: "you will be having a child because you had sex during your period."
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Verb. Past Tense.
Getting shut down by more than one female during a week due to that time of the month
1) Gabe got perioded this week.
2) Charlie Sheen should try harder or else both women will cause him to be falsely perioded.
3) If Bill Clinton had been perioded instead of fucked Monica Lewinsky that week, we would currently live in a better world. Instead, that time of the month didn't come for Monica on time...
4) Tiger Woods never got perioded in a week before.
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5 to 7 days of hell for all men.
Man: Hey what's up, babe?
Woman: MOTHU FUCKIN BASTARD ALL MEN ARE PIGS WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH I HATE YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!
Man: Holy shit you must be on your period. Must be that time of the month!
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A mysterious force that makes any woman a bitch.
Andrew: Hey babe how was your day?
Sally: Fuck off I’m on my period
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Revenge for not phoning your ngirlfriend enough or buying her presents or lunch or fucking cinema tickets or what the fuck she wants...usually conducted during sessions of oral sex.
"Oh you cant expect me to do that, I'm not licking that. PERIOD."
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1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.
2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.
3. The worst thing God ever created.
dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.
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