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Pet Society

Although this Facebook-based game should be considered one of the most girly, depravingly gay things ever concocted for the pop culture obsessed tween female genre, it is as addictive as heroin and almost as entertaining as getting into a jeep and running people down, obsessing over Grand Theft Auto.

Pet Society is so addictive I stopped drinking water for half a day playing it and ended up in the hospital.

by Hexenhammer December 28, 2010

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heavy petting

A term usually used in health classes to describe the act of mutual masturbation; i.e. playing with each others' junk. This term has never before been used outside of such classes.

Laurel and Colton engaged in a session of heavy petting before gettin' it on.

Oh Colton, it feels so good when we are immersed in heavy petting.

by Bob Elva November 9, 2008

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Car Pet

A small, flat creature which lives on the floor of an automobile, which is used to wipe ones feet on. Needs to be taken for walks and fed. see shatten

"Have you shat on the carpet?" "No, i havent shatten the car pet yet today."

by Uptartion August 28, 2003

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Pet Rape

Excessive unwanted petting of an animal when they are trying to get away

Person:1 Man I'm trying to pet my cat but he wont let me right now so i have to hold him down

Person:2 Dude thats Pet Rape

by dissadeya July 14, 2011

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Corvette Pet

A game similar in style to Slug Bug. The difference is that upon spotting a corvette, one says, "Corvette Pet," and proceeds to pet the head of the nearest individual in the car.

"Corvette pet!" *as one is petting their neighbor's head*

by Agent Zebadiah Buckwald September 14, 2011

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pet husband

A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.

"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"

"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."

by Shumado April 12, 2013

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pet-yeppers

someone that can't say no to getting more pets.

you are such a pet-yeppers. You have so many pets and can't say no. Always bringing in the strays.

by Leah__1981 October 19, 2020