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Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010


Petty Police

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.

by RLKI November 29, 2017


Petty Mixers

They are that part of the fandom thats almost always petty and cause the drama (unlike PopCorn Mixers). They aren't as careful as Tea Mixers with words and they won't hesitate to speak up their minds.

We are Petty Mixers

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018


Petty Fan

A person who places their attention to or is magnetized by something, or somebody because it feeds their pettiness. Interest subjects include, but not limited to, sports, movie stars, social influencers, reality stars, and so on.

She doesn’t like me, but steadily follows my social media. She is my number 1 petty fan.

by Mimi88888 September 10, 2023


Serena Petty

Usually has a phat ass and often complains about the smallest things possible in life.

Ay yo that bitch looking like a Serena Petty

by Izacceryisthegoat May 18, 2022


petty hug

A side hug or an ingenuine/effortless hug.

No more petty hugs it’s starting to piss me off.

by Beeonatree February 7, 2019


Petty-Seven

The age of a woman who appears to be in her 40's or above, but claims to be or alludes to being much younger.

Also may hang out with people in their 20's on a regular basis, thinking that she fits in.

Term originated from the last name of faux-Australian-celebrity, Amber Petty.

Q: How old is that new cougar that works in advertising over there?

A: About Petty-Seven!

by JonM890 August 31, 2011