Mapple-phobia

an extreme or irrational fear na lumayag si mapple.

she have mapple-phobia 'coz she's scared.

John-Phobia

Being fearful and/or offended by the name "John" because your it's your exes new boyfriend.

Every time I hear or read "John Oliver" it triggers my John-Phobia.

Beaner Phobia

Fear of Mexicans

“ Hey George, why do you cut your own grass and grow your own weed?” “Because I have Beaner Phobia!”

Code-O-Phobia

Develop a negative feeling while writing messy code

I think I got Code-O-Phobia

Lolligo-phobia

Extreme or irrational fear of squid

(Comes from the Latin word Lolligo meaning squid and the Greek work phobia meaning fear.

If Liam sees a squid he might actually lose his shit because he has Lolligo-phobia

Nolete-phobia

The fear of lighters not working when your scared or not

Friend:”dude my lighter isn’t working and I’m scared.”
Me:”then you have nolete-phobia.”

dur-battery-um-phobia

when a person is scared of a duracell battery.

person= arggghh duracell battery
other person= you've got dur-battery-um-phobia