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When you blow a load on a girls face who has acne.
"Dude, I sauced kimmie's pizza last night. So rugged!!!!" - Sauced Pizza
The pizza that you eat just before eating another pizza (after which you may endulge in a post-pizza)
Example #1
Lucas:"What should we eat tonight?"
Malt: "How about pizza?"
Lucas:"That's cool. Let's go grab a pre-pizza first, though"
Example #2
Malt: "I'm doing cocaine. Wanna bump?"
Oliver: "No. i'll just go get a pre-pizza"
first: they are two lovely things
second: a phrase for someone who has a lot of energy, they run off caffeine, and is also pretty chill. they're generally nice humans and have good taste.
He's a real caffeine and pizza, and that's why I love hanging out with him!
Pizza purchased with money that is already allocated for that month's rent.
"Too poor to eat, gotta dip into the savings and buy me some Rent Pizza!"
-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"
Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!
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A chest pizza is that pool of drunken puke that occurs when you throw up on your own chest.
I wouldn't go in there, Calvin is making chest pizza.
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A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."