phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

durr plant

it's a joke making fun of the cancerous meme it self, DAMN DANIEL. it was originally made by the YouTuber called I Hate Every Thing (IHE), and he was talking shit at the damn daniel meme, so in the video he said that everything can be a meme nowdays, so he took a plant, put it in the middle of the floor, pointed at it and said DURR PLANT!

Guy 1 : Damn Guy 2 back at it again with the savage comebacks!

Guy 2 : dude anything can be a meme in 2016, btw DURR PLANT!

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hash plant

A very potent strain of marijuana, closely gaurded by Philadelphia Hippie Maffia.

boy must be highly guaurded rastafari to harvest our mighty hash plant.

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Plant the seed

When a women does oral and the guy before cumming sticks his dick in her ass and cums violently

Man i did the plant the seed in Mira last night she violently came

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industry plant

successful new artist who got people mad because their label and management is doing a good job

"have you heard of olivia rodrigo?"
"yeah, she's an industry plant"

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