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A model with natural beauty and the curse of curves.
That plus sized model gotta donk and I'm liking it.
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Euphemism for a 9mm pistol. Simple math problem. 8+1=9.
Hey, gangster, collect your eight plus one. We are going to roll up on these foolish individuals and proceed to bust caps into their asses.
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Original definition: A man is most attracted PHYSICALLY to a woman half his age plus seven. (Rule of thumb).
Modern twist invented by frustrated younger guys: Minimum age that a woman must be for an older man to romance her.
He's infatuated with her , and she lacks any interest in him, so he cites this debunked "half plus seven rule" to justify his frustration with the guy that she's dating.
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When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay
My friend Matt Has a dad bod plus. This is why girls will never date him
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the phone i’m typing on right now
girl: i have the iphone 13 pro max 512 gigabytes
me: i have the iphone 8 plus
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A 1 plus 1 is a particularly easy girl. Can also be referred to as 'the village bicycle'.
Let's face it, there really isn't anything easier than 1+1 now is there?
Bob: "So, you think I should go out with Suzy?"
Steve: "Oh yeah, you'll totally get some that girl is a real 1 plus 1."
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The hottest bitch of them all. When you hold her theres enough of her to feel nice and cozy
i can’t wait to cuddle with my Plus Size Female tonight
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