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A slang word for a massive weed plant.
Yo dude that's a huge poison tree
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That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.
Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!
When you hit the ground too hard and die.
"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"
A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.
The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.
Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.
1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag
2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags
3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow
4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison
The opposite of plot armor
Instead of characters being too strong or unkillable, mass amounts of them die instead.
Akame ga Kill had way too much plot poison. Nearly all of the characters died in that one.
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essentially the opposite of irony poisoning
When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.
1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.
2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.
1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.
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