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A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.
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The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
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the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
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hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug
A polar bear that raped your mom. Everything bad is generally blamed on this polar bear.
bf/gf broke up with you "rapist polar bear must've told them about the other guy/girl"
door/locker was unlocked "rapist polar bear was hiding in there last night"
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When you live with only women, and they coordinate their periods to make you as miserable as possible
Todd was living with his mother and two sisters, and they had great vaginal polarity, at least two of them were always on their periods.
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When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.
Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear
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