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polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

by Bryce's Magic April 07, 2006


polish mother

often times confused with jewish mother,
polish mothers are very loving and round in shape, many times have a high voice, and have sons that like video games,

that polish mother is definatly not a milf, but she can make delicious cookies

by Jason Paul January 19, 2009


polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 04, 2005


cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003


Polish Holiday

A day at work when the boss/supervisor is at home or absent.

Tom: My good co-worker friend Nick, did you hear? The Boss isn't coming in today!
Nick: Sweet. Polish Holiday!

Ken: Break out the Kielbasa and Pierogies

by tdood August 18, 2009


polish the penny

The act of licking another person's anus.

The anus could look like a dirty penny until such time as it is "polished" with the tongue, causing it to sparkle and shine like a newly minted penny. Thus, polish the penny.

by Del Pickney May 29, 2008


Polish Waterhorse

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.

Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

by YouWishYouWereATrojan December 26, 2010