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polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

by Bryce's Magic April 7, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish mother

often times confused with jewish mother,
polish mothers are very loving and round in shape, many times have a high voice, and have sons that like video games,

that polish mother is definatly not a milf, but she can make delicious cookies

by Jason Paul January 19, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish sausage

The organ of a man of polish descent.

I cannot believe Pelky whipped out his polish sausage while dancing on the table during grad week.

by Woodman January 4, 2005

59๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Holiday

A day at work when the boss/supervisor is at home or absent.

Tom: My good co-worker friend Nick, did you hear? The Boss isn't coming in today!
Nick: Sweet. Polish Holiday!

Ken: Break out the Kielbasa and Pierogies

by tdood August 18, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish the penny

The act of licking another person's anus.

The anus could look like a dirty penny until such time as it is "polished" with the tongue, causing it to sparkle and shine like a newly minted penny. Thus, polish the penny.

by Del Pickney May 29, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish Waterhorse

A sexual reference used to mess with annoying high school girls.

Yo bro, that girl Sophie is being annoying, tell her to give you a Polish Waterhorse.

by YouWishYouWereATrojan December 26, 2011

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