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When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
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A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.
Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.
Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?
Guy 1: It's a chihuahua
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To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.
Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.
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To screw it up
You really fucked the pooch on that one!
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When two guy best friends like each other so much that you could imagine them giving each other a lil smooch at the club. They are just so close and so obsessed with one another. The tie each other’s shoes, get dressed up and have a photo shoot together, and they come up with little inside jokes no one else understands.
Oh did you see Jake and Kyle last night? Oh yeah they were smoochen pooches.
A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!
Genson: What is this new maneuver?
Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!