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Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)
Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.
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A male who is of an abnormally horny nature, who persists in attempting to seduce every woman in his immediate radius, despite their complete lack of interest.
"Marty: Well, any luck with the women last night?"
"Lee: No, man, I tried every one of 'em but no luck."
"Marty: you're such a fucking poon terrorist."
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1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?
Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.
Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.
Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
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your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon
cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
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a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
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an urban slang term for a black females vagina.
"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"
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A wizard of poon;
A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"
has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"
Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?
Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard
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