poopy perpendicular

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

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Soupy Poopy

Synonym for diarrhea.

n.
Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

Mom, can I come home? I got soupy poopy in the girl's bed!

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poopy pants

Pants that have become poopy

Nick pooped his pants in the barn.

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Poopy Vagina

When a woman takes a shit & then accidentally wipes upward so the poop leaves a trail into her vagina.

Girl 1: "I wiped upward instead of downward after I took a shit."

Girl 2: "Oh no, you probably have a Poopy Vagina now.."

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Poopy Call

To give someone that is sitting on the toilet a call while you are also on the toilet

I was doing a shit and my wife poopy called me from the other toilet.

"Hey Grant, it's Linda, can you bring the toilet paper to the ensuite toilet?"
"Sorry babes I'm laying a cable myself, but thanks for the poopy call"

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poopie face

the name used for someone you have a crush on, if you dont want them to know you like him

person 1: ohh look its poopie face!

person 2: dude hes so hot!

poopie face: hey wassap?

person 2: nothing, poopie face!

person 1: yeah, poopie face!

poopie face: haha whats up with the poopie face thing?

person 1: nothing, poopie face *walks off with person 2*

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no wipe poopie

A no wipe poopie describes a situation in which a person takes a massive shit, yet the anus leaves nothing on the toilet paper after wiping.

Man I just fell victim to the no wipe poopie

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