One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.
My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox
Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"
When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"
Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.
That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.
A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina
“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”
A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.