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Post and Smoke

The act of staying put in one location and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Can be done for hours or days at a time until ones pack runs out.

Hey, wanna Post and Smoke at my house?

For sure dude, but we're already posting.

I know we need to Post and Smoke in a different location.

by thedarksideee October 7, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

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Post Whore

A post whore is somebody who posts mostly meaningless messages consisting of one word or just emoticons. They have an unsaid ability to magically appear in any thread at any given time to add crucial arguements to the debate at hand. These said crucial arguements include ground-breaking conjectures such as "what," "oh," or a curiously little smilie who is blue, and yet neither happy nor sad.

GOD, Cicada, RoudyRuffKK, Dodgeboy, MarvinMartian, Chaotic Reality, Matt-AWD, WillyWonka, Count Grishnackh

by The Fazle September 29, 2004

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post-hardcore

Originally, a generation of art punk bands emanating from the infrastructure of what had been the American hardcore punk scene. Closely related or perhaps even derivative styles of post-hardcore included math rock and emo.

The Washington, DC scene surrounding Dischord records circa 1985 is often considered ground zero for post-hardcore, thanks largely to Revolution Summer, a campaign by Dischord to revitalize the then-creatively stagnant Washington, DC hardcore punk scene. Initially, groups like Embrace, Rites of Spring and Ignition integrated melody, a sense of groove, an introspective lyrical focus, and a stronger command of rock songwriting into hardcore sensibilities, though subsequent groups formed circa 1987 such as Moss Icon and Soulside moved post-hardcore into a more art rock direction by introducing elements such dynamic shifts, progressive songwriting styles, and angular guitar work influenced by the original post-punk movement, in many ways the sonic and spiritual antecedent of post-hardcore.

Fugazi, formed in the late 1980s by former members of Embrace and Rites of Spring, were arguably the most important and influential post-hardcore band. Committed to independent rock values, touring throughout the world, and relentlessly pioneering stylistically, Fugazi played throughout the 1990s and set the tone for the American underground rock scene during that time. By the start of the new millennium, post-hardcore groups like At The Drive-In, Unwound, Les Savy Fav and the Dismemberment Plan had all released sonically lush albums, landed major label contracts, or both. Additionally post-hardcore had also arrived as a force in popular culture by that time under the guise of emo, for better or worse. Sadly, post-hardcore's current state is one of confusion and dilapidation, as many pedestrian emo groups have adopted the term as representative of their style in hopes of increasing their credibility.

Native Nod were a post-hardcore group fronted by Chris Leo.

by Mmccormick88 March 18, 2008

118๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-hipster

What a hipsters become when they realize the negative effects of their nihilism. Sometimes comes from reading books, world travel and profound global and domestic events that demand earnestness. Sometimes comes from meeting an actual blue collar person or when they realize they're 30, broke and mom stopped sending the checks.

Hey, hipster. Your behavior just highlights your provincialism/yuppie-ness/naivete and completely contradicts the image you're trying to convey. Better work on being a post-hipster if you want to stay relevant. Here's a Filson bag, a bottle of Laphroiag, some Hemingway and a frequent flyer card.

by JesseJB October 15, 2010

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post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by SgrDD March 11, 2008

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Lamp posting

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.

"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"

by Calibreton August 27, 2018

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