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Where the penis and vagina meet in a happy place.
I love it when Bob and I meet in the mixing pot
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When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.
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When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks
Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids
Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
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A small joint of cannabis. Usually rolled with a small rizla.
Jimmy: oh my days! have you seen how much of a tramp fanny is? Shes smoking a one pot
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Two friends. Male and/or Female smoking weed together while on the phone.
Friend #1. Hey Do you want to have some phone pot and watch cartoons?
Friend #2. Oh yeah. I'm gonna blaze up right now. Are you ready?
Friend #1 Let's do this!
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Cambodian political leader whose Khmer Rouge movement overthrew the Cambodian government in 1975. Under his regime executions and famine killed an estimated three million people. He fled the capital in 1979 when Vietnamese forces overthrew his government.
Pol Pot was a bad person!!
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Okay bitches, here is the serious recipe:
You will need; 1/4 ounce high grade soft seedless buds (others will work, but this 'baking marijuana' tastes and cooks best), manicured with all woody stems removed and broken into small, joint like pieces
2-4 table spoons butter/margarine
1 Box brownie mix and all ingredients listed on back of box.
Melt butter (you may also want to add a sprinkle of sugar and cinnamon)in frying pan on burner at about 50% heat. Then add buds, and stir until the buds are well coated in butter, then let them simmer for an additional few minutes at low heat (25%)
Prepare Brownie mix, and stir in mary jane.
Then bake according to directions on box. One brownie will cause a dreamy, body euphoric high, while 3-4 will cause hallucinations and possible paranoia.
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