potatoed

a word used instead of "baked."

"dude yesterday i got so potatoed nigga"
"DUDEEEEEEE"

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Potato

Contrary to what most believe, the word Potato (capital P) is actually colloquial terminolgy for the male reproductive organ, also know to many as a penis.

While at the dinner table, my father asked me, "Son, did she wet your potato?"

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potatoes

Generally means "Hell yeah" or really any form of slang word like that.

"Oh my god, that news is, like, so potatoes"
"POTATOES!!!"

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Potatoes

1) A term that some college kids use in place of Alcohol.
2) a drink that causes fun to happen

person one: "hey man can you pour me a shot?"
person two: "DUDE! Do you want us to get in trouble? call them potatoes."
person one : "okay... pass me the potatoes"

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potatoes

A discrete way of saying boobs. One can also use the shortened form of tateres

-She has some great potatoes
-I had some great potatoes at 6 o'clock (meaning that there is a girl with a nice rack behind you)
-Nice taters

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Potato

A root-type vegetable grown underground that can be prepared in a number of ways. Also Nefclock's favorate food.

Nefclock: Are you going to eat that potato?

Someone: -___-

Nefclock: WELL??

Someone: NO, OK?!?

Nefclock: YAY!! *eats potato at speed of Mach2*

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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

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