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the carrots of the all time low fandom
"Rian's hair makes him look like a potato lol!!!"
"you're a potato"
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Dude you're bein such a potato.
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that was a bit of a potato
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a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.
employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
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the phrase used when having an orgasm.
AHHHHHHHH POTATOE YOU'RE SO GOOOOD MMMMM POTATOE
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1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.
2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.
3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.
4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.
"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"
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Brown person who acts white, but is too dull or boring to be called a coconut
You ain't no sand nigger, you ain't even a damn coconut. You a goddamn potato
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