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When a women gets so turned on her butt gets so excited, she secretes out her butt. It's a combination of poop and discharge out a woman's butt.
Graham ate a girl out and she was super turned on, therefore she mud puddled.
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noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.
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When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.
Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.
When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.
Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles
2. A person who makes females orgasm
My dad is a puddle blaster!