X-pwned

To be pwned on an exponential scale or level.
Beyond pwnage, usually equal to or more than: "pwned x pwned x pwned x pwned"
Originated in a 9th grade math class when a boy mis-pronounced 'exponent' due to a dental device. x-pwned was pronounced and the the new word was born.
Root work: exponent, pwned

"you just got x-pwned"
origin: (during math class) 'when using exponents can you x-pwn it? sorry i mean exponent it...."

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pwned sideways

To be totally and utterly screwed (literally or metaphorically) in all possible conceivable dimensions.

That dude was pwned sideways

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Pwned in the ass

Being pwned to the point at which the pwner would be make shreds of the pwnee's asshole. Most commonly associated with Halo 2 and 3.

Pwnee: I was raped in the ass

Pwner: Yeah you were and I was doing the raping

Random guy: That Noob was pwned in the ass

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pwned

Short for Pre-owned, Pre-tense for Owned. Meaning you are going to, rather than u have

Just wait till we get in the server im gonna pwn j00

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sha-pwned

a level of pwnage higher than that of regular pwning. Requires that the pwnee is told an insult, remark, etc. that denotes his/her ability to do anything.

Person 1: "Man you're so stupid you thought 50 cent was money"

Person 2: You just got sha-pwned!

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pin pwned

To surpass a pwn by infinite multitudes.
Undoubtably the best form of owning someone. After being pin pwned one can never show their face anywhere.

"man that guy got pwned"
"no he got PIN PWNED!"
"fo shizzle"

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Tele-pwned

When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.

"Dude, is that Mark calling again? WTF!"
*ignore call*
"Ha! Tele-pwned!"

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