ranger boner

A military joke, meaning a hardcore boner.

He had a ranger boner!

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Chairborne Ranger

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS

"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"

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Ford Ranger

Has so much power it is mostly know as the white missile. Rips Mitsubishi Triton owners a new arsehole whenever they operate the holy automobile. Can flog the shit outta it and it’ll act like it’s brand spanka from the dealer.

Person 1: Holy shit u just see that.
Person 2: What u mean I didn’t see nuffin.
Person 1: Must of been a Ford Ranger was as fast as missile.

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power ranger

1. What you do on the sidewalk in front of lots of cars when you are bored to death and have no life and dont care whether or not anyone thinks you are a crazy psycho or not.

me:*hillbilly accent* Power Rangers Go!!!
me and friend:*power ranger hand thingy*Num Chuck! num chuck! num cuck! num!....chuck!

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romp ranger

A misspelling of "Rump Ranger" a derogatory expression describing a homosexual male based on the common activity of anal sex engaged in by same.

"I bet that jackass is the biggest "romp ranger (rump ranger)" in the world."

"He may act like he is chasing the ladies tonight, but odds have it he's really a "Rump Ranger"."

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rump ranger

a sodomite

" It was back in 1982 or maybe 83
that thousands of rump rangers all
contracted HIV
Nobody knew what caused it but they began to die..
Dead Rump Rangers In The Sky
Yippie i o Yippie i aaayyy.
Dead Rump Rangers In the Sky"
(to the tune of Ghost riders in the sky.

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lone ranger

a boner you get while standing up

Oh my gah, that girl is hot. OOOPS, a lone ranger.

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