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1. surprise sex
2. sex you didnt know you wanted til an hour after it started.
Ariana: oh yea keep it comming. rape me dylan.
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The act of getting screwed "unwillingly" if not inevitably by an exam, test, quiz, etc. This crime usually takes place in colleges, mostly universities, and the victims are usually peole with majors containing the word "engineer" or "engineering." Note: other majors may apply.
Victim: Dude, that exam so raped me. I think I will not be able to walk straight until the next semester.
Friend: Man, that sucks, and it is not even a final. Who knew asian profs had it in them.... K-Y Jelly is going to be a must for you during finals... buahahaha....
College Rule #????: Friends don't let friends be engineers.
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A terrible thing that no woman should have to go through. For the sensible ones that are probably virgins (i wouldn't know but I'm guessing) it will probably not be the most comfortable thing ever, and the rapers will probably not go easy. Raping is not to be taken as a joke or anything silly. It's a serious, terrible thing that anyone who does it should have his dick stuck in a pineapple corer.
Judge Judy: *stern voice* You are a heartless scum-have you no feeling for her?
Raper:*whiney voice* Sorry...
Judge Judy: *sterner voice* WHat? You rape some poor innocent girl off the streets and then say sorry?
Raper: *pitiful whine* I said I was sorry...
Girl: says nothing is still sobbing.
Judge Judy: You see that girl? Does she look happy?
Raper: Ummm
Judge Judy: *sighs* You are an infidel. I hereby sentence you to a lifetime in jail.
Raper: Whew I got off easy.
Judge Judy: Just kidding-the electric chair is awaiting you.
Raper: *nothing*
ZZZAAPPPP
Raper: Ouch the preacher wasn't kidding when he said the flames of hell were hot.
Girl: *Giggles back on earth*
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1. SUPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!
2. unwanted forceful sexual intercourse
3. STOP! Don't touch me there! This is my no no square. R-A-P-E get your hands up off of me.
In prison, Tom Cruise shouted SURPRISE! BUTTSECKS! and proceeded to rape George Bush and became a fudge-packing rapist.
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Surprise butt sex that is illegal.
"He got raped by your mom last night!"
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You stupid FUCKERS on this site need to get a damn life!
It's not "surprise sex" or "something only whiny bitches don't like." Rape is one of the most harrowing, terrifying, and even deadly (when violent, which it often is) experiences a woman - or a man - could experience. All at the hands of an evil person obsessed with power and cruel intentions.
Which fucking sadistic, evil, sonofabitch retard AGREES with rape? Why is it that pratically every time someone here says that rape is a horrible, terrifying, and heartrending crime - which it absolutely is - you stupid assholes give it a thumbs down?
well, you're all retarded, sick, and disgusting fuckers, because HALF OF YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! You have no idea WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! So shut up, because most of you have never raped a girl in your life, are too scared to do so, will never do so, and just want to pretend on an interent that no one knows or cares who the fucking hell you are, that you're macho, cool, strong, and greater than women. Well, I have news for you. Your penis is FOUR INCHES LONG!!! SO SHUT THE HELL UP!
And for all you sadistic, evil, cruel, lewd, despicable, repulsive, mentally unbalanced DICKHEADS, who actually DO rape people and ENJOY it, then I wish you the worst possible death there is, and that it will occur in the next 2 hours. Because the sooner you fry and writhe in the utter wrath of hell, the better.
and for all you men and women out there against rape, then good for you. women, be strong, careful, (kick him in the balls) and alert (but not paranoid). If it's ever happened to you, REPORT IT, no matter what they say, and SEEK THERAPY. men, apparently, you're confident enough in your own masculinity to not have to prove it to a helpless woman. good for you.
and for all you guys/girls who refer to it as being badly beaten (e.g: "Dang, that test was HARD! Man, I got RAPED!"), then you're fuckers for making light of such a horrible thing, but I'm not mad at you. most all of us are fuckers, anyway.
Fucker: Yo, dude, it was so awesome. There was this really hot chick at the club last night and I took her into my car and I'm like "Let's do it." But she's all like "No." So I'm all like "Oh well," and I RAPED her.
Sensible male: Wow. You're a dick. (Walks away.)
(3 months later)
Sensible male: Hehe. You're such a dick.
Fucker: Well, what kind of fruity stands up for women? YOU'RE the dick.
Sensible male: Well, see, I'm going out with a really hot chick who actually WANTS to have sex with me, while you're locked up in a jail cell getting your ass whooped and your throat slit for the next ten years. So WHO'S THE DICK NOW??? (Hot girl walks up to him, smiling sweetly, and they walk off happily)
(Big burly guy with a tongue ring walks up and beats the shit out of Fucker.)
Fucker: (bruised and beaten) Damn.
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