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1)Irritation to the ass cheeks and hole due to wiping so much from an extended and violent bout of diarrhea.
2)The everlasting burning sensation one feels due to shitting after eating extremely spicy foods.
1) After having the squirts this morning I've got the worst lava rash. I must have used an entire roll of toilet paper!
2) Man, Ben is going to have lava rash for days after eating all that spicy indian food!
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The automotive equivalent of snowburn. Also a popular Electronic Arts videogame from the mid-1990s on the Sega Megadrive.
I was playing Road Rash the other day, then I went out to do the same on my motorbike, and got road rash.
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A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.
Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.
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Saw or Tenderness around the vaginal region. Usaully red with raised weeping sores. Sometimes called gonhorrea.
"Ow" she screamed, "you poked my fanny rash!!"
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The inner thigh rash that comes from walking continuously for extended periods of time. Onset of Kennywood Rash can come from hot temperatures, bad jeans, poor underwear choice, or a lack of protection, i.e. Gold Bond. Name comes from the thigh rash gotten from walking around Kennywood all damn day.
Guy 1: I need to get home and throw on some Gold Bond I have some fuckin serious Kennywood Rash.
Guy 2: Oh man fuck that go get some bond on.
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A condition that occurs to most guitars, when belt buckles start scraping the paint off the back. Also the reason most guitarists will look weird with their belt buckles to the side.
"Dude, you're seriously asking $500 for that guitar? It's got major back rash."
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When you are caucasian, travel to Africa, and get a crusty rash on the edges of each side of your pretty little mouth from drinking out of dirty-ass glasses. Generally coupled with a slightly swollen, evenly bumpy, pink rash on your right, inside forearm. The mouth rash is slightly swollen as well and a little crispy, while the forearm rash is of a consistent texture all the way through and is more soft and gentle.
I went to Africa because I had to, and after sleeping in a giant net, I woke up with a fucking African rash.
I knew I had the African rash because when I googled my symptoms, all the fake online doctors had no idea what I was talking about because they are all assholes.
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