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Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 25, 2024


Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.

Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam

by gmoneyslaps April 23, 2023


rectum oppresser

a term used for a guy that has rectal sex

"My friend Ricky is a real rectum oppesser"

by Pen Isman February 2, 2004


rectum eater

A person who is a suck up or a pain in the ass

Ugh Jackson is such a rectum eater!

by Nothereatm September 21, 2022


wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole

Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum

by Grass man September 18, 2017


rectum resuscitation

Farting into another butt

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.

by PuddinPack March 28, 2016


Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.

"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."

by whitelinens September 28, 2022