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A disgusting bastard who raped a child. He is the reason I don't give a damn about the Oscars anymore.
Oscar voters: Roman is a good director so all is forgiven.
Me: You guys need to go to hell.
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Author of Lenore and other such books. Good sense of humor but no where close to Jhonen Vasquez by the way they are friends so it's all good.
Zeptar-"Lenore is a great comic book with cool animation but isn't as great as Johnny the Homocidal Maniac"
Johnny Dearest-"true dat"
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WWE Superstar, Current Universal Heavyweight Champion and Tribal Chief of Smackdown, he makes Smackdown the best wrestling show, and is associated with Paul Heyman, but he usually needs help from Jey Uso when he defends his Universal Championship, everyone wants Daniel Bryan or Shinsuke Nakamura to win the rumble but we all know Goldberg is probably gonna win the wwe title and Goldberg is probably gonna win the royal rumble and fight Reigns and Wrestlemania
Did you see Smackdown last night?
Yes, did you see Roman Reigns kick Adam Pearce's ass?
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roman abramovich is a rich as fuck russian billionaire, who has nothing better to do with his money than to take a average team like chelsea and fuck up the whole of the english premiership.
Man Utd - i'll offer u 10m for that good player
roman abramovich - i'll give u 20m and give ur mum and dad a yatch, all your family a new house. A russian sex slave etc.etc.
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A sexual term used for Doggy Style sex. It occurs when the man and woman grab each other by the forearms during doggy style intercourse.
The Roman Handshake: The woman's arms are raised behind her body, and the man grabs on to her forearms for stabilty and positioning during doggy style sex.
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Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.
The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.
Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"
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A sexual position in which a man will lay flat on his back,while two women will "scissor" around the man's penis.the mans penis will stick up and out of the scissoring vagina's,as a third women will sit on your face and preform oral sex on you,creating a "69" "scissor" sandwich.
man1:hey I'm having a orgy with three other chicks,but I'm not sure how it will work.
man2:just go for "The Roman Butterfly".
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