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When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
It is used to indicate if something has technical malfunctions.
Person 1:"Ahh man, i have some major üroblemes!"
Person 2:"Ohh, if it spacks rum you should get it fixed or get a new one!"
When you take a couple shots of rum and goose bumps infest your entire body!
“Hey Carson take a shot” carson says, “wow I’ve got fat rum bumps”
Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.
During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.
The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.
I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.
Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop
Davey u rum turkey
Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics
Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s