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Rum Swizzle

An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")

Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters

We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!

by FlyingMonkeyMistress July 27, 2009


the rum girl

an attractive women who brings rum to people

are you the rum girl”

by rum girl August 14, 2023


rum fudge

A questionable culinary experiment wherein one first administers a generous portion of rum via rectal infusion, allowing the body’s natural processes to work their mysterious magic, before later harvesting the resulting “fudge”—a substance best left uneaten but occasionally contemplated by the most daring of gastronomic pioneers.

I fancy a Rum Fudge at the airport on Monday morning.

by Felchet February 6, 2025


rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022


rum guzzler

one who guzzles (swallows) alot of rum at one time like captin jack sparrow

jack sparrow is a rum guzzler.

by captin jack sperra February 27, 2017


Rum flap

A female version of "whisky dick". When a female drinks too much and is unable to be sexually stimulated.

My girl and I tried to get it on, but rum flap got the best of her.

by wwastfriends June 16, 2017


Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 9, 2024