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Reverse cowgirl position but with legs not over but under him on the side. Each receiving a finger surprise, like finger gun or pulling the trigger.
She was riding me half on then went into a side saddle then she pointed her finger gun me and holstered or fired it in my doo hole! Side saddle with shots fired.
A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense
Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits
Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.
I had my friend come over last night so that I could get a tossed saddle while riding my stallion.
Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor
Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.
A girl who is attracted to country boys
The girl always is dating country boys so she is a saddle sitter.
When a woman rides a dick and she farts on the mans ballsack.
"Last night my girl gave me a Squeaky Saddle!"