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when someone makes a joke about something you dont really get, but you know its a joke so you give a short laugh
when someone says: "make sure you check their
pacers before you head out"
you reply with a safety laugh: "haha"
A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.
Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
Getting head with a condom on.
Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!
Lesbians who use protective gear.
I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
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When two women scissor with with their pants on.
Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.
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The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Typically a metal cotter pin like device for keeping a land mine or hand grenade from going off, however in this case it is
used as a synonym for a companion who keeps you calm or from getting upset or "exploding with anger or lashing out'.
"Please stay with me you can be my safety pin.."
(used in Korean movie 'its ok not to be ok)
where military service is required by all and understand how these war devices work