That's what Wii said

The extreme use of "that's what she said" jokes while playing Wii golf.

Sam- "You hit it too hard."

Me- "That's what she said!"

Danica- "Lol, you missed the hole."

Jordan- "That's what she said!"

Me- "That's what Wii said!!"

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that's what she said

Expression used to turn somebody's statement into a sexual innuendo, or to point out that it sounded sexual. The joke being, of course, that "She" - a mysterious woman, who seems to have sex with a lot of people (and who some believe to be "Your Mom", in accordance with these kinds of joke), supposedly used that statement in a sexual context.

...That's what she said.

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That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.

Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!

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that's what Kanye said

a variant of that's what she said, used in context involving Kanye West

Me : I finally got my drivin' licence

A friend : Yo' I'm so happy for you

Me : That's what Kanye said

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that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

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That's what Heath said

a response to a person making a comment about being to fucked up. Refers to Heath Ledger's passing and plays off of that's what she said.

"Dude I'm so fucked up I feel like I might die."
"That's what Heath said."

"I'm fine dude, I know my limits. I just need a nap."
"Yeah, that's what Heath said."

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That's what Sheen said!

A reply to a friend or acquaintance's statement or comment that could be comparable to those of Charlie Sheen, just like 'that's what she said' is used after someone makes a comment that could easily have sexual connotation in a different context!

The best opportunity to say 'That's what Sheen said!' is after a comment containing a word, group of words or reference made famous by Charlie Sheen (or relevant situation) is brought up in a conversation.

Dan - Hey, I just need to sink the 8ball and this game is over.
Pete - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jen - You totally poked me with that shrimp fork
Alex - "That's what Sheen said!"

Jeff - That chick has gone completely bipolar with her text messages
Andy - "That's what Sheen said!"

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