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Sale un gallo means voice crack
Mi hermano se salió un gallo cuando era gritando
My brothers voice cracked when he was streaming
Half worn out but still runs good just got to add a little oil every now then but at half the cost..
I’m a middle aged man looking for some of that good old “yard sale pussy “ on a budget
In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.
Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b
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A steam event which makes you regret all the games you bought when it wasnt the steam summer sale
A: I spent 50 euros on a game that is 5 euros now beacause its steam summer sale
B: F
A man who is being dragged around women's clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.
Woman: Time to get up for the sales!
Man: Piss off, it's boxing day and I'm too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. Go by yourself
Woman: GET UP NOW!
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Woman:
Hmm, I like this. Hold this.
This would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
Hold these.
Do you think I'd look good in this? Can you hold it and I'll try it on.
I'll buy this, I can always bring it back. Hold this for me.
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Woman:
Actually, the queue is a bit long. We'll be here ages. Just leave all the stuff and we'll look in another shop instead.
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where everything you have ever heard about catholic school girls come true...
the best all girls catholic school ever
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Descriptive term for a work or living space that is so fucked up and disorganized that it looks like a gypsy yard sale.
Clean this shit up, it looks like a gypsy yard sale in here!
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