Random
Source Code
Random
A manager who often flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything and then leaves.
Awh-oh, here comes the seagull manager... time for lunch, we'll clean up when we get back
18👍 29👎
A that started in the early 80s, that sang the hit song I ran so far away,A flock of seagulls has many more great songs though.
my favirote bands are a flock of seagulls,the clash and many other 80s bands.If you call a flock of seagulls a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!
32👍 53👎
While in the act of lovemaking a man allows several of his friends to hide naked in his cupboards. Whilst said love making is going on, the friends raise themselves to a state of attention so they are on the same level as their generous friend. When he empties his mess inside his ladyfriend, the friends burst forth from the cupboards flapping their arms and screeching like seaguls, jizzing all over their friend and his lover. They then circle the room in this fashion until supplies are empty.
"Shit, did you hear about Matty? I heard him and his mates gave Louise the Flock of Seagulls for her birthday! I think they have split now....."
22👍 42👎
When a guy had sex with a girl outside in public then straps her to the grounds and cum's all over her pussy then leaves and let's the seagulls go and have a buffet.
"Yo i was banging this chick in the park then i gave her the seagull buffet."
9👍 13👎
>> New_Wave, on Apr 24, 2005 wrote:
>> If you call a flock of seagulls
>> a one hit wonder...FUCK YOU!
"Flock Of Seagulls: a one-hit-wonder."
32👍 66👎
When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..
Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?
7👍 10👎
When a guy cums in a girls ass and she then stands above him and squeezes the jizz out of her ass onto the guys head.
My girl gave me a Dirty Seagull at the beach the other day.
12👍 20👎