“Hey look at that rat” “holy fuck it just produced some rat seeds”
D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.
D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"
E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.
They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.
E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.
(if John Colbert reads this,
"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed
on the Colbert Report... pretty please")
When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping
"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"
A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds
Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.
Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.
I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.
A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity
I feel bad for all the Disney seeds on tv these days.